The "Budding" Artist

I have a slight confession to make. For those of you who know me, you may understand that I do write, really and truly... however that writing is much like the young viron, immature, unexperienced, incapable of creating anything without a host... OK so maybe not the host bit. I'm pretty sure that my subconscious is not infectious, albeit that might explain a lot. However I am not about to create a host to practice my writing. This is Pielstickium. Enjoy, and if you don't my ideas won't kill you. (usually)